As part of my brief to search for comic inspiration I played 2 games of golf today.
I played 2 holes at Dundas Parks before giving up. There were foursomes dotted round the whole course and it looked like they were playing in slow motion. I was seizing up waiting to play each shot.
I abandoned ship and nicked down to Dalmeny and had a swift 9 holes there instead.
I played quite well. Is anyone still reading this? Golf? boring? don't be ridiculous.
It's a great "character building" activity. In golf you get to experience dejection, desolation, dashed hopes, disappointment and despair on a regular basis.
I feel, this is ideal preparation for a lifetime of being Scottish. Invaluable.
